某老公撒谎的最高境界

青青我心

<p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;"> 有一对夫妇，丈夫很喜欢打保龄球但也很怕老婆，老婆很爱抽烟，一天晚上，老婆发现在自己的烟抽完了，便叫丈夫去买，丈夫没有办法只好去买，可是已经很晚了，附近的小卖部都关门了，这可把丈夫急坏了，丈夫突然想到酒吧应该有卖烟的，于是丈夫去了，到了酒吧那个丈夫一眼就看见吧台座着一位漂亮的小姐，于是他走过前去跟<personname productid="那位" wst="on"></personname>那位<personname></personname>小姐聊天，然后就一起去开房，后面的你们都应该知道。</span><span lang="EN-US">　</span>　　<p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;"> 到了半夜，丈夫突然想到忘了给自己的太太买烟了，又怕自己的太太知道这件事后会打死他，于是他就问<personname productid="那位" wst="on"></personname>那位<personname></personname>小姐有没有滑石粉，小姐很奇怪但还是给他了，丈夫将滑石粉涂到自己的手上就回家了，刚进家门丈夫就看见老婆气冲冲的站在那，老婆问丈夫：</span><span lang="EN-US">“</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">你死哪去了！</span><span lang="EN-US">”　</span>　　<p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;"> 丈夫就老老实实的回答说：</span><span lang="EN-US">“</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">路边没有地方卖烟，我就去酒吧了，到了酒吧，我看见一位漂亮的小姐，我就过去聊聊，然后我们就去开房。</span><span lang="EN-US">”　</span>　　<p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;"> 妻子听完后对丈夫说：</span><span lang="EN-US">“</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">把你的手伸出来！</span><span lang="EN-US">”</span><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span lang="EN-US"></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;"> 丈夫乖乖的伸出了手让妻子看，妻子大怒说道：</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体;">“</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">还不说你是去跟朋友去打保龄球了！你的手怎么回事！</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体;">”</span>

[此贴子已经被作者于2006-11-2 2:05:21编辑过]

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天涯倦客

着实高呀！

梅花仙子

原来实话实说是件好事，呵呵

ググググ. ..

dalaogao

高

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一个人的醉

晕！有这样的高人啊！

ｙｙｙｙ. ..

西溪夜雨

对老婆不说假话,这男人可靠!!

丬丬

南山梧桐

老实人做感叹事，呵呵！

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